>It is intended to make you smile and sometimes >eat, even if your hair has grown to an out of >control mess. Soon, I will remove all the hairs.
I've found these things generally work better if you don't declare your intentions. People will resist your suggestion if its too overt - they like to imagine they're controlling themselves
This approach also - bonus! - protects you from allegations of causing obesity
"Hamish Show Movie Causes Obesity"
ReplyDeleteThis is untrue, even if you're drunk
ReplyDeleteNice work! But
ReplyDelete>It is intended to make you smile and sometimes
>eat, even if your hair has grown to an out of
>control mess. Soon, I will remove all the hairs.
I've found these things generally work better if you don't declare your intentions. People will resist your suggestion if its too overt - they like to imagine they're controlling themselves
This approach also - bonus! - protects you from allegations of causing obesity
Golden rule - unless they are positively crying out to be told what to do, never tell them what to do
ReplyDeleteAllow them to choose to help themselves by copying you / doing what you want
lol you are so English.
ReplyDeleteThank you! That was the right answer!
ReplyDeleteExcellent work.
But I wasn't telling you what to do; I was giving you advice. That's different.
Which brings me neatly to the next rule: do not give unsolicited advice.
Who are you, the ADVICE nazi!?
ReplyDeleteI hope not, because the advice is already in my head.
Your head!
ReplyDeleteYour problem!
Sucked in!!!
*runs away*