Monday, October 09, 2006

Feline


If I had a cat, I'd want him to be ugly. That way, everyone would love him the most. I don't think there's such thing as an ugly kitten. The uglier they look, the more you want to tickle their noses.

I'm going to call my cat David Spade and I will make sure that he is ugly. Not that David Spade is a particularly ugly man, I just think the names suites an ugly cat. However, I can tell you that if David Spade was a cat then he would look very much like this.

Distubing, I know. Maybe if my cat was that ugly then I'd like him less...

6 comments:

  1. I don't know why you are calling your cat David Spade

    I think you're just doing it for attention

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  2. aw. I like that cat. I'd call him Jake. :D

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  3. My cat wouldn't need any additional attention because he'd be so ugly that he'd be the most popular cat ever.

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  5. Ah yes, but as his owner you would also stand to gain! Don't be putting it all off onto the cat now, man

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  6. I would only gain if people liked the name and thought my cat was cute.

    I don't want to give him a name that no one likes.

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