Christians!
You heard me. Friendly, peaceful, loving and kind Christians. I will make fun of them. And the fun will be made in the following way: quotes from across the internet. Observe and enjoy.
"I don't agree to disagree. People who are against abortions are wrong, and I'm right. It's a simple fact."
"Whether one likes it or not, ghosts and the like are demonic, or demonic manifestations some may wish not at accept it but that does not change the fact."
"For example, without Scripture you have no way of determining the nature of the universe."
"as i stated before it wasent actualy scientific proof. It is proof acording to mine and 40 other peoples experiance that night. 40 people cant all have been wrong."
"Fags are still sick and twisted child molesting, disease ridden perverts.
This is a truth and no court in the world will convict me for speaking it.
"it is entirerly possible for the earth to have had saturn-like rings of ice all around it, and more water in the atmosphere, causing a warmer climate and less radiation from the sun coming to hit earth. this could be a factor in the people before the flood supposedly living much longer."
"[re: 'in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?']
As for that one dirt thing, there is a brance of biology which has shown that every part of your body is made from simple red clay...now that is cool."
"Instead of the question of being born gay or straight, do you even remember being born? There is not a single person on the face of this planet that can remember being born. This fact alone blows the "born gay" theory completely out of the water."
"I don't think it is any stretch of the imagination to think that God could have created the oil deposits in the process of making earth."
"There is evidence that dinosaurs used to help man build the pyramids and the other wonders of the earth, including Noah’s ark."
"Uh...Islam is false; Christianity isn't."
""Also, on the issue of giants, there is quite a lot of evidence giants did exist. Perhaps you are just unaware of the evidence?"
""The truth is, I do not entirely understand killing an innocent man for our crimes [jesus, i assume] either (but I never claimed that my beliefs were philosophicly justifiable) I am just gratefull that it is true."
"I find it amazing that everyone who is pro-choice...ironically has *already* been born and not aborted..."
And on that incredably stupid note, I leave you.
"I don't agree to disagree. People who are against abortions are wrong, and I'm right. It's a simple fact."
"Whether one likes it or not, ghosts and the like are demonic, or demonic manifestations some may wish not at accept it but that does not change the fact."
"For example, without Scripture you have no way of determining the nature of the universe."
"as i stated before it wasent actualy scientific proof. It is proof acording to mine and 40 other peoples experiance that night. 40 people cant all have been wrong."
"Fags are still sick and twisted child molesting, disease ridden perverts.
This is a truth and no court in the world will convict me for speaking it.
"it is entirerly possible for the earth to have had saturn-like rings of ice all around it, and more water in the atmosphere, causing a warmer climate and less radiation from the sun coming to hit earth. this could be a factor in the people before the flood supposedly living much longer."
"[re: 'in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?']
As for that one dirt thing, there is a brance of biology which has shown that every part of your body is made from simple red clay...now that is cool."
"Instead of the question of being born gay or straight, do you even remember being born? There is not a single person on the face of this planet that can remember being born. This fact alone blows the "born gay" theory completely out of the water."
"I don't think it is any stretch of the imagination to think that God could have created the oil deposits in the process of making earth."
"There is evidence that dinosaurs used to help man build the pyramids and the other wonders of the earth, including Noah’s ark."
"Uh...Islam is false; Christianity isn't."
""Also, on the issue of giants, there is quite a lot of evidence giants did exist. Perhaps you are just unaware of the evidence?"
""The truth is, I do not entirely understand killing an innocent man for our crimes [jesus, i assume] either (but I never claimed that my beliefs were philosophicly justifiable) I am just gratefull that it is true."
"I find it amazing that everyone who is pro-choice...ironically has *already* been born and not aborted..."
And on that incredably stupid note, I leave you.
posted by Hamish at
12:14 AM
5 Comments:
I tried to pick a favourite. But seemed unfair to the others. The "born-gay"-theory-completely-blown-out-of-the-water one stands out. The line "also, on the issue of giants.." warrants an honorable mention. But I cannot choose.
>I will make fun of them.
Come now, they make fun of themselves. You are merely a conduit.
My fave has to be "40 people can't all have been wrong."
Although, I would like to say to "..and no court in the world will convict me for speaking it":
Wait awhile. Or, better yet, go travelling. After all, what's the point in waiting?
>Wait awhile. Or, better yet, go travelling.
For what reason?
Well, there's several; see the world, make new friends, test out the effectiveness of hate crime legislation throughout various different geographic regions.
*sigh*
I haven't visited in a long time but I see you are still on the Christisn killing campaign..LOL
You need to keep in mind that not all of us are like the fanatical evangelists you are referring to. I am an Anglican, left winger here in Canada. We don't believe that all non Christians are destined for hell and damnation. In fact we accept that we don't, in fact, have the monopoly on God. And we are okay with that. We also feel that it is decidedly NOT our place (or our job for that matter) to judge anyone. Not on thier sexual orientation or on thier religious or lack of religious beliefs.Also, we no longer take every word as the only truth in the bible. Understanding that the Bible is a guide book on a better way to live but was told to a very primitive population. Those people needed stories, proverbs and miracles in order to believe. Pardon the expression but most of us have EVOLVED since then...lol!
You quote all the exlusionary fundalmentalists that give us all a bad and very unChristian-like name!
Perhaps zealot, evangelists,or even jesus humping, bible thumping freaks would be a better description
Have a lovely day
~Rue
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