Intellectual Comedy

Sheets Of Salty Wood

That's a nice title.

It's been a week since I wrote last because I've had a cold which paralyzed my fingers. You can't type with paralyzed fingers.

'Live Earth' is on today and pop stars are going to save the world! The whole show was enough to make me unplug my phone charger but I still have my computer turned on and I'm about to drive in my non-hybrid car. I think I need more peer pressure.

During the week, one of the headlines was that Captain America is dead... that struck me as odd. Because he's not real, you see...? All you've done is give away the ending of that story. Dumbledore didn't have his funeral in the newspaper.

Sorry if you were planning on reading Harry Potter.

I also wanted to mention bottled water, because summer is here and people are drinking it again. Tap water is better for you that bottled water, and it's free. You don't have to pay for it. If you buy bottled water, you are more or less being robbed. That's what I think, anyway. It is actually better for you, I didn't make that up.