Encouraging Spam.

"I opened my mouth to verbally assassinate him. Then closed it. It had somewhere. Can we take that break now and wait for the reports? Power, Power, Power will win the day Dead? I croaked. Floyd knelt and felt the pulse in his neck. about him. The door alarm went off. halt. large, red brick room that could have been a mirror-image of the one So thats what they look like. I never What do we want to do? As I said-its time for a decision. Do we all Each word shot through my head like a rusty arrow, grating and CHAPTER 7 it. Thanks. shrugged him off. Jim, he said. The bunch of us are going to stroll little explanation is very much in order. most inspiring opening. About a thousand suntanned bodybuilders drove We looked on dumbfounded as men and women were clubbed to the ground, crunch. sword into the dirt and stepped back. But was ready to grab it in an late and suddenly, overwhelmingly, felt like doing a little pushing."

That's so cool, I just wish a knew what it meant!

On A Roll

There's been a lot of Christian bashing here at The Hamish Show. It's been funny in many ways and while I'll have to stop it soon before I get classed as a hate criminal by various Christian associations (which would be awesome, by the way, even if it is unlikely), I'm not going to stop yet.

If you remember the video where that guy was debunking evolution and I said that if you made a tally for every time he talked crap then you'd fill a page? Do you rememeber? Do you remember these things?

Well with this one, you're going to run out of paper! Run out of paper from your entire house or place of work! I'm serious, prepare yourself.

Did you count how many things were either wrong or just stupid? Mirror and flip the arabic for 666? Do you listen to your CDs backwards for satanic messages too? More importantly though, flip and mirror it all you want, it doesn't look anything like it.

Christians! - The bitter, bitter return.

I liked the last lot of quotes. They made me laugh. But these are slightly more worrying, from fstdt.com.

"AIDS is caused by immoral behavior, not by a virus."

"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them."

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

"You got it backwards. Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales."

"I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."

"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."

"But God don't talk in Arabic. He talks in a REAL language, namely, English."

"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."

"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"

""Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure?"

And finally, a long one you can read to scare your children.

"Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals), since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all. No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist."

Christians!

You heard me. Friendly, peaceful, loving and kind Christians. I will make fun of them. And the fun will be made in the following way: quotes from across the internet. Observe and enjoy.

"I don't agree to disagree. People who are against abortions are wrong, and I'm right. It's a simple fact."

"Whether one likes it or not, ghosts and the like are demonic, or demonic manifestations some may wish not at accept it but that does not change the fact."

"For example, without Scripture you have no way of determining the nature of the universe."

"as i stated before it wasent actualy scientific proof. It is proof acording to mine and 40 other peoples experiance that night. 40 people cant all have been wrong."

"Fags are still sick and twisted child molesting, disease ridden perverts.
This is a truth and no court in the world will convict me for speaking it.

"it is entirerly possible for the earth to have had saturn-like rings of ice all around it, and more water in the atmosphere, causing a warmer climate and less radiation from the sun coming to hit earth. this could be a factor in the people before the flood supposedly living much longer."

"[re: 'in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?']

As for that one dirt thing, there is a brance of biology which has shown that every part of your body is made from simple red clay...now that is cool."

"Instead of the question of being born gay or straight, do you even remember being born? There is not a single person on the face of this planet that can remember being born. This fact alone blows the "born gay" theory completely out of the water."

"I don't think it is any stretch of the imagination to think that God could have created the oil deposits in the process of making earth."

"There is evidence that dinosaurs used to help man build the pyramids and the other wonders of the earth, including Noah’s ark."

"Uh...Islam is false; Christianity isn't."

""Also, on the issue of giants, there is quite a lot of evidence giants did exist. Perhaps you are just unaware of the evidence?"

""The truth is, I do not entirely understand killing an innocent man for our crimes [jesus, i assume] either (but I never claimed that my beliefs were philosophicly justifiable) I am just gratefull that it is true."

"I find it amazing that everyone who is pro-choice...ironically has *already* been born and not aborted..."

And on that incredably stupid note, I leave you.