Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Christians! - The bitter, bitter return.

I liked the last lot of quotes. They made me laugh. But these are slightly more worrying, from fstdt.com.

"AIDS is caused by immoral behavior, not by a virus."

"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them."

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

"You got it backwards. Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales."

"I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."

"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."

"But God don't talk in Arabic. He talks in a REAL language, namely, English."

"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."

"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"

""Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure?"

And finally, a long one you can read to scare your children.

"Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals), since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all. No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist."

6 Comments:

Blogger American Guy said...

"Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)"

The smily face at the end really does it for me!

1:53 AM  
Blogger Hamish said...

"Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country."

That was my favourite.

But since when did Fundies believe in Hades? Wouldn't their friends shoot them for saying that?

1:23 PM  
Blogger Althea said...

"...& its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)"

Even, like, people who aren't Greek? How spesh.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Althea said...

But since when did Fundies believe in Hades? Wouldn't their friends shoot them for saying that?

*snorts* Hades is a much sexier term than hell. Even Fundies know that.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Hamish said...

Oh! You see, I thought they were introducing new gods right at the end. I read revelations the other day, and Hades was in it.

I thought of Disney's Hades.

10:33 AM  
Blogger Althea said...

Hades is a pretty kick-ass term, being that it's both an afterlife joint, and a deity. You don't get much more ass-kicking than that.

Disney's Hades. You know, I thought I'd hate that movie, and it was pretty silly, but it also had some really enjoyable gospel-type tunes.

12:04 PM  

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