Drink Instinct

You can take that maths to the bank, Motherlovers.

I haven't be able to type very well today since I tried to waterproof my shoes. And I mean really waterproof my shoes. I used that spray but I forgot to open a window... headaches insued but man, I bet my shoes could float with me still in them. They're so waterproof they actually repel water. I could part the red sea just by being near it. Am I prophet yet? Was Moses even a prophet?

On the downside again though, my shoes were already water damaged when I sprayed them, so that was a bit of a waste...

Okay, down time to business. I came up with a flawless (and I mean flawless) money making scheme. And it's as easy as becoming a successful actor! All I'm going to do is make 10 pilot episodes to 10 different sitcoms. All I have to pay for are the tapes, I'm sure friends will be willing to act for me. Then I'll send them off, if they are liked then I'll get money to make a series. If they are hated then I'll tape over the original pilots with more pilots!

Genius!

p.s. comments fixed? maybe?