I know what you're looking for!

Human break milk for vegens. Or, HuMoo.

I thought that was a bad way to sell it. Vegans don't harm animals anyway, they don't need to sell special humane milk to them. How about, Human Breast Milk for cow milk lovers? For all you know, those cows wanted that milk and/or didn't like the udder pumping experience.

Okay, so it may not be for real. But is there really anything wrong with drinking breast milk? That's not rhetorical, I'm just curious. I wish I had some.