I am Jack's pleasant surprise.

I bought it and it's actually really cool. Which is fortunate because Haunted and Diary were actually a bit lame. And everyone said The Raw Shark Texts was the next Fight Club? That book was 5 or 6 established cult Hollywood movies rolled into one hardback. It's awesome though, it's like if Dan Brown wrote good books. But Rant is the new Fight Club for realz, man. Probably something to do with it being the same author...

Also, is there a doctor/hypochondriac in the house? Nothing tastes right. That's not to say that everything tastes a little off. Bacon tasted like maple and coffee tasted like turkish delight.