Thursday, February 01, 2007

Wield A Hoof Pick

Is it at all wrong to be totally attracted to Daniel Radcliffe in his role in Equus?

Before you judge... because he's a 17 year old boy and whatnot. Check him out.

Just me?

13 Comments:

Blogger American Guy said...

not just you.

coincidentally, as i was reading your blog a work mate was thumbing through a trashy mag (we're on lunch, it's cool) and the 4 of us in the office (3 females and me) agree with you.

2:07 AM  
Blogger teigan said...

Man, I'd hit it.

But only if he called me 'Hermione'.

2:59 AM  
Blogger teigan said...

Coz otherwise, y'know, it would be weird.

Is it at all wrong to be totally attracted to Daniel Radcliffe in his role in Equus?

Before you judge... because he's a 17 year old boy and whatnot. Check him out.


Star of The Hamish Show in gay paedophile SHOCK!!!

4:45 AM  
Blogger Hamish said...

Not really sure on how to comment that. Can they really give him a nude scene when he's only 17?

Also, in Dakota Fanning's new flick, she has a rape scene. These young actors are really pushing it. How old is she, twelve?

11:17 AM  
Blogger teigan said...

Time flies when you're having fun.

Actually no, I was thinking of Mischa Barton.

She is turning thirteen on the *gasp* 23rd of February.

I dunno.. you can have sex when you're sixteen (according to Australian law which is generally derived from British law).. stands to reason you can do a nude scene when you're seventeen.

LAWS.

Time flies when you're having fun.

Other catchphrases.

/drunk

4:58 PM  
Blogger hester said...

But only if he called me 'Hermione'.

Coz otherwise, y'know, it would be weird.


Harry and Hermione?!

Now *that* is just fah-reaky.

This time you've gone too far, Von Drake.

1:25 AM  
Blogger teigan said...

>Harry and Hermione?!
>
>Now *that* is just fah-reaky.

Isn't Hermione the chick?

I don't know. I only ever saw the first two, and that was years ago now.

Don't tell me she turns out to be his sister, ala Princess Leia.

2:16 AM  
Blogger teigan said...

I just looked up Mischa Barton (who, to me, will always be the 11-year old kid in Lawn Dogs) and discovered that she's gonna be in a movie called "Malice In Sunderland".

Malice in Sunderland.

How ruling is that?

In other other news: Ellen Feiss, the awesome notoriously-stoned-looking 14 year old chick from that Apple tv ad in 2002 is now a uni student and has just starred in a French movie.

It doesn't say whether it has a rape scene, but maybe it does.

Okay, I'll go and do something useful now.

2:54 AM  
Blogger Hamish said...

Speaking of stoned looking child stars, look who Rob Zombie has cast asyoung Michael Myers.

Too bad he chose Sabretooth to play grown up Myers. At least he'll be wearing a mask. But Myers is supposed to look like a normal dude, which is why Tony Moran and the others were a good choice.

p.s. Malice in Sunderland will only succeed if they cast Judy Dench or Maggie Smith. That's the rule of shooting a movie in England.

10:57 AM  
Blogger teigan said...

Judging by his other recent work he appears in danger of becoming typecast. But I guess when you look like that, what can you do?

Heh, Daeg. Daeg Fearch.

p.s. Malice in Sunderland will only succeed if they cast Judy Dench or Maggie Smith. That's the rule of shooting a movie in England.

Unless it is written by Richard Curtis. That will also work.

11:44 PM  
Blogger Jonathan Carfax said...

I studies Equus in high school. We had this kick arse English teacher who made us read subversive works by Robert Heinlein and of course Peter Shaffers classic work on Deific Equine Luurve.

"What are you studying in school son?

"A play about a psychotic boy who worships horse gods and can only reach orgasm while riding on them nekkid"

Puts a whole new spin on bare-back action!

Wikipedia has a classic line from the play

"That boy has known a passion more ferocious than I have felt in any second of my life. And let me tell you something: I envy it. ... I watch [my wife]...night after night—a woman I haven't kissed in six years— and he stands in the dark for an hour, sucking the sweat off his god's hairy cheek!"

Wilburrrrr...

10:50 AM  
Blogger Hamish said...

"Sucking the sweat off his god's hairy cheek."

Bares repeatings.

Bears. grawr.

11:38 AM  
Blogger hester said...

Isn't Hermione the chick?

heh -- yeah


Don't tell me she turns out to be his sister, ala Princess Leia.

not exactly, but ron is her han, you see.

and harry wants to bang ron's baby sis.

i have high hopes for book 7.

7:03 AM  

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