Just saw this on my teletext.

"Film: On The Line
A man falls in love with a
beautiful girl. Comedy starring
Lance Bass (2001)"

Sounds like cinematic gold.

Drink Instinct

You can take that maths to the bank, Motherlovers.

I haven't be able to type very well today since I tried to waterproof my shoes. And I mean really waterproof my shoes. I used that spray but I forgot to open a window... headaches insued but man, I bet my shoes could float with me still in them. They're so waterproof they actually repel water. I could part the red sea just by being near it. Am I prophet yet? Was Moses even a prophet?

On the downside again though, my shoes were already water damaged when I sprayed them, so that was a bit of a waste...

Okay, down time to business. I came up with a flawless (and I mean flawless) money making scheme. And it's as easy as becoming a successful actor! All I'm going to do is make 10 pilot episodes to 10 different sitcoms. All I have to pay for are the tapes, I'm sure friends will be willing to act for me. Then I'll send them off, if they are liked then I'll get money to make a series. If they are hated then I'll tape over the original pilots with more pilots!

Genius!

p.s. comments fixed? maybe?

"do you know what i mean when say new-rave?
because i don't...
but i heard about it"
    -Forrest Kline

This isn't New Rave, I don't know what that is either. I just remember Forrest saying those words once. But this is my two minute homage to punk rock using the medium of synth pop with only two copywrites broken.

Yes, that's right, two. New Record? I think so... I think so.

I know what you're looking for!

Human break milk for vegens. Or, HuMoo.

I thought that was a bad way to sell it. Vegans don't harm animals anyway, they don't need to sell special humane milk to them. How about, Human Breast Milk for cow milk lovers? For all you know, those cows wanted that milk and/or didn't like the udder pumping experience.

Okay, so it may not be for real. But is there really anything wrong with drinking breast milk? That's not rhetorical, I'm just curious. I wish I had some.

How Lucky Do You Feel?

I had some light hearted stuff I was going to put up here today but then I felt guilty after watching this video and realising that I probably wasn't going to spread the word even after the narrator made it perfectly clear that spreading the word is as easy as copying and pasting.

So there you are. A Sports Racers idea about Global Warming, which is something I don't usually talk about due to ignorance. I found myself actually agreeing with the man, instead of just thinking that I agree because he made a diagram with smiley faces. Usually, that would just win me over, hands down.

The most I usually talk about it is "The Great Flood", Which is the fictional consequence of global warming that I made up. Probably as some reference to the rising sea level. And even then, I worked out that I would survive it anyway.

Also, my dog is barking, which means there is a storm coming.

Roll The Tapes (and rest awhile)

For I have a made a music for you! A music!

The story behind this is a good one. Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy turned up drunk at my door and asked to borrow my accordion, I said he couldn't borrow it but I'd help him with whatever it was he needed it for. We knocked out this little do-over of one of his songs.

Not one of my favourite songs actually. But hey, it's not like I chose it and lied about the whole thing!

Changing the subect slightly; uploading stuff has become easier over the years, but I didn't know until know how hard (or impossible) it is to align embedded things! Does anyone know how? Will someone teach me?

Seriously, I've been doing this about half an hour. And in the end I had to make it 396 pixels wide just so it was centered.

Adventures Of Fruit

The apple realises that his life has taken some irreversable turns.

Never mind. A lot of people like apple juice. I prefer some sort of tropical blend. Actually I don't even know what my favourite juice is. I leave in in the hands of the juice bar guy.

I've been trying to think of something funny to write which would conclude this posts successfully but there isn't anything.

Surprise! I just wrote a small paragraph about my juice preference! Coming soon: content.

The Evolution Of Boy

I always thought that my blog needed more picture content. I have decided to draw much more. I will also include photos, videos, songs and stories. Everything you need to successfully play without injury.

Which means, of course, that I needed to sort out my layout. Now it's more more presentable and nice.

Proposition III

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This layout sucks.

Kind of wish I hadn't already deleted the old one.

Proposition II

Haha, awesome. Click here to see the fairly bland but informative conversation on what my layout is going to look like.

This actually wont take long if I start now.

Proposition

You may have noticed me struggling to blog. So I came up with a most excelllent, excellent idea.

Now I love this layout that I made stole. But as Oscar Wilde wrote, "Each man kills the thing he loves" or something. So I'm going to sign in to MSN Messenger and ask someone what my new layout should be and I will create the first suggestion I get.

I hope it doesn't suck.

Updates in maybe 15 minutes.