Medal Time!

That's right, a medal for everyone who didn't comment.

Including you!

Anway, enough of the bitterness.

Have you every thought to yourself that the stuff you have is the best? Do you look at your stuff and think "Dude, this is the best stuff in the world?" Because I sure as HELL do. But dude, how do you know for sure?

I'll tell you.

The Best Stuff In The World.

Utterly charming. Before I talk about it, before sure to laugh at their Registration page!

If your thick and don't get the jist of the concept just by reading the name, I will explain further. By taking everyones opinions on what the best stuff in the world actually is, then we can know for sure what the best stuff is. Now think, in your head, what is the best thing in the world?

If your thinking of oral sex then you're close, but you're not right. It's firefox.

Yep, antiseptic and love and water and all these things SUCK compared to firefox. According to this website. Then comes music, sleep and then finally boobs.

But just to put a few things in perspective, I'll tell you where many things rank compared to others.

• F.R.I.E.N.D.S is better than love.
• Pepsi is better than an hour of sex.
• Cheese is better than Austria.
• Austria is better than porn.
• Seinfeld is better than Oral sex.
• Oral sex is better than me.
• Kindness is better than a knife.
• A knife is better than atheism.
• Heroin is better than sport.
• War is better than Quietness.
• Babies are better than Gays
• Gays are better than the London Eye

Okay? By the way, here's my profile. Look at the picture I used! Yeah, it's my lips! But check out the list. Comprahensive or what?

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